Printer Hero

You don't earn this badge by fixing printers and copiers. You earn this badge by being willing to try.

How many times have you sent a print job to the office copier, counted to ten, and then strolled over — only to find that your job is stacked up behind six others, and there's a yellow light blinking on the front panel? "PAPER JAM OPEN DOOR A", or "TONER LOW", or even (God help us) the dreaded, inscrutable "PC LOAD LETTER."

Now, here's the thing. You know you're not the first person to see that blinking yellow light. Every other sender of a print job, they walked up, they saw the message... and they walked away. They figured it was someone else's problem. They pretended they were headed to the coffeemaker all along. They ran away from the monster.

But not you, my friend. THIS ENDS HERE. And, by God and all that is holy, you squint at the little status message, and you OPEN DOOR A, and you read the instructions on the sticker inside. And you try something.

When everyone else scurried away, when everyone else figured that "PC LOAD LETTER" was a fiery challenge emblazoned on someone else's shield, you didn't. You seized the little, plastic, sequentially-labeled levers of fate. YOU WRESTLED WITH DESTINY, and risked getting toner on your good shoes.

And that makes you... a Printer Hero.